I’ve been following the Carrie Prejean feeding frenzy with great interest. With that said, I was a little surprised to learn I’d missed an interview. To set the stage: Maggie Rodriquez, of the Early Show, is questioning Keith Lewis about the Miss California organization’s decision to pay for Carrie’s breast implants:
RODRIGUEZ: But don’t the judges look at proportion when they’re judging the swimsuits? Wouldn’t she have a better chance of winning if she were more proportioned?
LEWIS: Well, of course she does. But there’s plenty of ways of getting to more proportion without doing breast implants.
RODRIGUEZ: Well, but if…
LEWIS: Many of the girls use chicken cutlets.
RODRIGUEZ: … if you have a flat chest, what are you supposed to do?
LEWIS: You use chicken cutlets. You use tape. You use anything that you can to enhance the line. There’s lots of tricks of the trade.
It’s just a matter of whether or not you want to go to that next level.
Excuse me…chicken cutlets????? I never thought I’d say this…but I think I’m glad I didn’t win the title of Miss East Limestone High School. I mean, seriously…have you priced a pound of chicken lately????